The only coffee here is decaf

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup as the cup overfloweth with some old “Fogie” fool covered in drool, he sips the cup and he’s now had enough, with more than an ample sampling with stellar altitude, giving some blondie sweet-tits some heavy attitude!

Do you work a job?

Are you employed?

And have you ever heard of “CO-WORKER PLUS BENEFITS?”

My oh my, who am I? …but Jeffrey Marquis I’m easy to see, so open your eyes for a big surprise, and let the sun rise early in the morning, this in the Spring (Seasoned yeast, baking bread is the baker, lying on his taxes, what a faker!)

Low-cut tops for the heavy beaver be-bops about to be trounced with less than an ounce of the greed bud, why wasn’t I arrested when I fell in the mud ??? I went Thud, and Splash, I hadn’t smoked that day and there was zero ash, in my pipe, I just might, put up a fight!

I’m not a killer and Michael Jackson “Thriller” with Tales from the Crypt — “oh currencies” — I believe I’ve spoken to a billionaire or two, and I’d rather write text for all of you! my loyal readers with royal treatment coming from me, I want you to see, all of this supreme-prose comes so easily !!!!!

Mark Z.

Elon M.

Smell my piss and make a mighty fist, as the worst is yet to come... dun dun dun