Saturday, June 22, 2019

Jeffrey dances, embraces black women at Black Party...




Worcester, MA—In a startling merger between Jeffrey Marquis and the black race, the man who would have you think otherwise danced with multiple black women at a "Black Party." As proof this spy photograph confirms the union of Marquis and a dark skinned woman with much junk in her trunk. What's more shocking, this black woman is the first of TWO who've simulated sex with Marquis on the dancefloor.

"Ain't that right," Marquis chimed in. "I'm her nigga. I'm her niggly-wiggly-piggly nigga." Upon hearing reports of alleged racism the black beauty exclaimed, "Racist? Shit, the boy ain't no racist. You ain't seen where his hands done went." And Marquis certainly proved himself capable on the dance floor where he flossed his flavor while smiling and exhibiting a bulge in his crotch.


Marquis has settled a long running debate as to whether he is capable of crossing into the Black Man's territory. "I love what I see in African-Americans," said Marquis. "So y'alls need to step off with the racist shit!"