Cousin Dan Besse, you IDIOT !!!

Here's my heavy-drinker cousin Dan Besse who made me piss my jeans when he locked me out of his bathroom in the dark! -- he's the SHORT one on the left -- he was premature, hence: short-stature -- who went to Spring Break several years after he graduated from college... and he did Testosterone or some type of steroid that he took in the weeks before he traveled there -- don't you see how he his little abs are "literally" 'popping out' ??? and his Pec's, plus his arms are exaggerated ???

He suddenly changed, just in time for Spring Break! wow

How is his body-fat % so low that his ravioli abdominals are showing- and he still has engorged muscles ???

I know Dan's friends like Jenner and Chris who they all went together, but his friends didn't want to take illegal injectable steroids that they knew nothing about... AND GOOD FOR THEM !!!

Their kids will be "normal"

Dan you selfish fucking moron- DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE ??? -  STEROIDS CAUSE DAMAGE TO YOUR CHROMOSOMES IN YOUR SPERM CELLS...

wait for it ,

wait for it ,

THAT ARE PASSED ONTO YOUR CHILDREN !!!

It doesn’t matter if you took ARIMIDEX (anti-E) and LIV-52 (liver protector) plus your hair-pills (Propecia)… Listen, I remember the awful, horrible, threatening stuff you told me when I was in the I.C.U., like all of the Andy&Julia shit you tried to scare me with... Last time I saw you and Jessica, your wife, she was drinking a lot of wine, and maybe she was pregnant, that's not my problem... but don't pretend that alcohol isn't a major part of your life... I've only had four or five light beers in the past three years !!! vacations and holidays w00t !!@#

But there's an alternative- maybe you've been a donor at a sperm-bank for safe-keeping, where you left off a precious sample before you stuck yourself with needles or took "anabolic" pills to make your muscles bigger ,

I've never taken steroids but I did try to get big with DHEA in 2006 to 2007- a pill that's still sold at CVS, Walmart, supermarkets, etc. even after the 2005 Pro-Hormone BAN, but it made my skin all zitty and I haven't used any "androgens" called "Andro"- those were all banned...

I pray your child isn't effected by Jessica drinking wine, and I pray your sperm that carries modified chromosomes doesn't do your boy any harm, just keep him out of Scouts- I saw something on the news...

Oh, one thing, you had AOL as an ISP when it was just getting started and they had invented the "chat room" where XXX photos were traded, and you had about twenty of them saved on a 3.5" disk so your Dad wouldn't find it- How old do you think the girls on your disks were ??? You and I, we were 14 or 15 years-old, just us looking for  digital photos of hot girls... they were awfully young on AOL chat -- but what I came away from this online porn-spree was the celebrities website...

Look what I found Google: "Long Face Syndrome" (a birth defect)