Some Democratic feets have me twinkling my toes with the nails too long- oh why Miss just wear this string, this thing, 

This Thong”, and so let’s light up a blunt like Tommy Chong !!! I’m down, don’t frown, it’s therapy for me…

Paraphenalia starts with a “P”, so does Pontificating and Peak of a maintaining

Oh I’ll take a Peek, the stripper whispers, she lips, “I know what you seek… I see you here every week, always the same seat, ” Skedaddle or I'll hit your ass with a spiked plastic paddle. I said “Skedaddle” !!!

Like nobody knows, no one knows but the crows, or maybe Chris Cuomo — want to know when ??? Ask me then, come 9 P.M. on CNN — if Cable News is what you choose, you prolly don’t like “the paper” - so antiquated… hot off the presses, roll it up and hand it to the missus instead…

Masterful masterpieces, many museums manifesting, there you go again, with your plan

Get all the money, you know? FOR ME??? …please! I’ve been saying it from the get-go, now cease

“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!!”

Oh that ol’ gag with the old bag and a sweater — with a rip on the tag, have it you hag on the rag!

You’re making me mad… Time to cool it in a light t-shirt, white like your skin,

Time to go out in the sun a’gin!

I’m a man… I get a tan… when I can… heated bulbs with UV rays have groovy ways, at a Tanning Salon so Bring it on — or use MT-2 from AR-R.com — I mean “COME ON” -

that’s it !!! you’re comin’ along, flooding in the melanin, just as though you’re in the sun a’gin

I don’t wear the goggles so them eyes are silly, like BOGGLED !!! Seeing yellow and orange and pink, my underarms are starting to stink !!!

Hands above my head grabbing black leather straps… an S&M fantasy, but put away the whip and chain, am I insane ??? I’m nude with the light, tho the door is closed- I am “out of sight” 

NO SPOOGE ZONE !!! Yet when I was a younger man, I used my hand… in a 747 bathroom…

Sex in handicapped stalls, once at the Auburn of MALLS… then my most beautiful babe closer to 40 than me, oh why we sat together at the T.S.P. !!! 💦