A Sexual Soliloquy .

I could write for hours about cumming and cumming and enjoying the routine Orgasm—just like Ol' Faithful—the geyser—with semen squirting up into the Heavens of a tight pussy, your tight pussy—to 50% of my audience—and I will write about this Godlike sexual-practice right now, like this and that and tat-tat-tat now tick-tock-tick-tock the seconds feel like hours with your hair dangling over my trousers as I unzip...

I've always dabbled in sex (with my big dick...) and I will write a hot 'n' sexy soliloquy about sex right here RIGHT NOW with my supreme power of spelling out sentences, with Infinite accuracy and solid fuckin' ideas in the pathway of literally "fucking"...

And I'm getting off on this fanciful idea, So it starts...

Easy breezy licking like slip-sliding your tongue on my hard nipples when I'm unbuckling my belt, and you grin with your front teeth that are so white from all the Crest toothpaste that you use...  Yeah you actually use your luminous chompers to pull the end of the belt away from my waist... And I'm gonna use it like a whip soon, smacking your ass, making your pussy tingle, do you feel the jingle ??????? –of my balls packed with little squirmy spermy wormies ???????

Those tiny bantam warriors that penetrate your membrane when given the chance to feast at those wondrous ovaries, like GET ME INSIDE OF YOU (so that life may begin...)

Boxers or Briefs is the age-old question and I prefer briefs because they outline the contours of my big dick and bulbous balls, packed with my little cum soldiers, for you, like you sometimes don't wear a bra when we're out—in the winter-months—so your lil nips get all pointy and protruding, stabbing the delicate interior of your dress or blouse or whatever—and I LOVE IT !!!!!!!

Yeah I see your nipples "BEEMING" like a BWM and it reminds me of that one time on the show "Friends" when Jennifer Aniston had her delicate nipples traced with an ice-cube backstage, wearing a tight white t-shirt in a satisfying effort to PLEASE the men in the audience when we all searched "Jennifer Aniston Nude" on Altavista...

Or maybe we're just getting into the shower—both of us nude—and we know how to make our bodies "SYNCHRONIZE" in the wet, or in the dry, like sultry in the shower or clean in the sheets... Sweet in the sheets, in all your holes...

Excuse me miss, can I fuck you in the "womb"—I love sex with "wombs"...

PREGGO photos on the Internet and maybe you remember your wife during those 9-months...  And you always thought that mothers would have loose holes but NOPE she's squeaky clean and fit as a fiddle, to your surprise...

Lick Lower—now—I can tweak my nipples by myself, like make yourself useful...

And I know you want to ride my iron-pole, riding it hard, but let's take this slow like we do on special occasions, like anniversaries and vacations and such...

This is not the time for a quickie .

Let's do this right .

Kissing and Kissing and Kissing, passionately, like the passion we're going to fervor, as a verb, with vehemence... Yeah, we use our Microsoft Synonyms, in bed always, thinking up new ways to describe our naughty-bits and what we're doing them to create a sexual-hellstorm of naughtiness in text, like writing for Penthouse Forum ...

"Hunny won't you lick my butterscotch-pussy-wussy" ???????

Sometimes it's a race-to-the-finish—AND WHAT A FINISH IT IS—or else it's a smorgasbord of the senses, just teasing, just teasing, in what "finishes" a magna-cum-loudly finale with a milky jelly on your wide 'n' perky white tits...

I would call them FAT TITS but there's nothing sexy about high bodyfat %'s—no No no—so we're both Fitness Fanatics who "Speed Fuck" in bed for Kama Sutra workouts of our own in the bedroom on our King-size bed...

Yeah "Kama Sutra" we both have excellent "Karma" and the Orgasm is our reward, Missy Miss Miss, my Dear Lover who brings me such pleasure Immaculate .

Plenty of CAPS ON CAPS-LOCK for you, my sexual panther, and pander to the masses I do... BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE THE ORGASM !!!!!!! yeah we do, we need it... we do...

I feel really bad for this kid Tony I know, who has a Traumatic Brain Injury, and my ex-lover Justine Aragona tried giving him a blowjob—WITHOUT MY PERMISSION—so I dumped her!—and he couldn't bust a nut... He couldn't cum. He couldn't cum.

And fuck Linda Pellegrini for arranging their meet-up—because she was trying to break us up—after I threatened to call the Cops on her step-dad the 420 drive-around-stoner—yeah this Linda, she was sodomized—BUTT FUCKED—on a videotape that her daughter my girlfriend SAW and it fuckin' spelled out to Justine that anal-sex was okay... so she let me stick it in that brown tight hole... and remember I came TWICE—like two times in a row—two times CONSECUTIVELY... that was great, really great...

It only happened then though, once, the one time it happened, and I'm thirsty for it again, SOON !!!!!!!

It really was and I cannot wait until MY WIFE allows me to have a 2^nd Orgasm EVERY NIGHT !!!!!!! Yes I am THAT sexual, like your mother, YOUR MOTHER I SCREAM IN YOUR FACE, like yeah yeah yeah "in ur face biatch"...

Up Yours .

Up Your Asshole, you asshole... WTF ???

WTF = Want To Fuck ???

I KNOW I DO !!!!!!!

But enough about assholes... What about vaginas ???????

Drippy-Wippy pussies squirting smearing smegma all over pink panties and wet fingers...

Have you ever seen the videos online of girls "squirting" ??????? WTF ??????? HAVE YOU ???????

It seems that certain females were born in certain ways, with internal-schematics orchestrating spurts and squirts and gushes of vaginal-"juices" like yummy JUICE  you sip out of your sippy-cup like it's VeryFine Juicy-Juice liquid off the vine... Grapejuice or OJ or this funky stuff, it won't hurt you...

But really I heard that doctors have debunked "squirting" instead saying it's actually just peeing, it's just urine, and that's no fun—we were all hoping it was a magical drip-drop substance of pure love and passion and sex-incarnate tincture-serum...

Whistle-Whistle, I will "tickle your fancy" like heya little missy fancy-pants can't wait to get those off of you—yeah—kick them off and they'll be all crumpled up in the corner by the bed !!!!!!!

I enjoyed our date this fine evening, miss, but can we consummate the time we've spent together with intercourse ??????? "a fuck-session" Relax .

OF COURSE !!!!!!!

Maybe quick-flickin' handjobs in the hot-tub or some frisky skylarking on the sofa, whathaveyou...

Rodeo-motion with you on top and away we go, or away you go—A "WAYS"—a long distance for you—and I'm enjoying the "rough ride" down here... with your sharp fingernails, those long things you pay to have "done" (at the nail-place with all the Asians...) at your fingertips that you make 'em SCRATCH 'N' SCRAPE *CLAWING* like fangs imbedding my pectorals, all while you have your O (on top just like all girls...)   I mean, how many chicks get off (without faking) while their laying there like a dead duck with their back against the mattress, or the kitchen floor... or the bathroom toilet, anyone anyone ???????

I've only encountered one woman who cums while down low, but I know "it's a numbers game" !!!!!!! Like that song by Velvet Underground, "She only cums when she's on top" –

Baby, won't you go "down low" on me right now I need it baby please ???????

OR maybe my dick is super miniscule and tiny and stuff, or my diehard thrusting isn't as The Gods intended... whathaveyou... And I'm just writing this pretending to be a hot-fuck in bed or a pimpin' stud with a massive cock that's even bigger in recent years courtesy of a couple IGF-1 LR3 injections... Yeah maybe I'm bullshitting... BUT MAYBE NOT !!!!!!! =D

My first ever experience with SWALLOWING ORAL-SEX—an anonymous Queen said, "Boy O Boy, you have a big dick," and it made me smile a confident smile, like at Saint John's where I took showers—with the boyz—JK—and never felt awkward (like Chris O'Coin probably did...)

I am proud of my body like a []D [] []V[] []D is proud of his hose .