Writing at my best while wearing a bullet-proof vest-
I promise you I do not jest,
even though I may be at a bar right now,
Oh how and how and how...

Alcohol settles the nerves, and I consider it Superb !!
I know drinking is bad, put up the red flag.
Red Alert on me, the one who drinks beer with glee,
But shame on me, Mom and Dad, I'm not trying to be bad !!!