Foretold mysteries and pastime endeavors
I hear you dearly my dear, just write me a letter.

With a quill with a feather on top, it will make your life better

Wanna get wet ?? and wetter ???
Just write me a letter !!!

Mail it to Oxford and play on your harpsicord,
I'll be there waiting...
with haters hating !!

Hate on this beautiful poetry, you fool,
Hate on your plate to dish it out.
And succumb to madness you fool.
No females will accept your tool !!

Ride the wavelength, the Orgasmic one

Steamin' for semen just like a good girl... Right ???