I've been with a couple-few girls since Justine my sweet girlfriend from 2010 through 2013 when she cheated (and we broke up), and I can count these girls since her, all with my five fingers on one hand... which I am not making this up- they're all real legal girls and I impressed each one of them -- the hottest one, Laura -- bought me a whole meal to take home from a certain restaurant as payment for my appeal and favorable features, a $20+ entree to-go -- it was safe sex with a MAGNUM I need, or a Durex (they run big and it was still a tight fit, that I learned from another girl...) w00t !!@#$% ... And I'm proud alcohol and/or drugs were not involved with a single one of them -- I was in actual love with most of them !!! the others, them, just "lust"... and yes they were FEMALES I checked... NO GAY SHIT, I'm not a faggot !!! I hold these girls close to my heart... But thus far in Vermont I have had no sex... Oh, and I've never gotten an "escort" I'm very proud of !!!

I need to leave this fucking "Averte" Merry Meadows where the stupid shitheads here most likely wouldn't allow me to bring a pretty girl into my condo (ms...) speaking of which someone stole my nearly-full box of MAGNUMS that I had here -- the larger ones that are wider and longer than average -- I'm no "average"-guy where it counts... 

I've never done steroids which make your parts shrink, just ask little Dan Besse who was also born premature... so that's even worse !!! =P -- I hope your Turbo Audi makes you feel bigger and taller... BOOOO !!! *wink* Remember, you locked me out of your bathroom because you're just jealous of me where it counts !!!

I learned how to drive drunk from him when he drove a friend of ours and I to downtown Worcester... He was 16 or 17 at the time... and he finished a bottle of wine with his plain wife when I visited him once, then he drove home across town slow...