Saturday, February 6, 2016


Closing statements always X'ing off the conversation,
Did I say too much ?? Did I say it wrong,
Or did I say it too RIGHT to believe,
For all the nay-sayers in the crowd...

There we go and there we are, whathave you, I think,
Or maybe we all have it, as it is,

Leave me nothing or leave me it all,
And I will "follow up" with a thank-you note,
For you, my baby-boo, like sit there and suck your
Spoon,
Take it.  We have it and you take it, get it off,
And Take It whole-ly, and Holy bcoz you don't know what's next...

Take it home.
Being active and consuming, being a "consumer",
That's good though helping the economy
And families at home eating dinner after work

I MUST ALWAYS EAT THE BEST FOOD !!!!!!! =D

I MUST ALWAYS HAVE AN ORGASM EVERY DAY, AT LEAST ONCE, AND EATING THE BEST FOOD, BEING AROUND NICE PEOPLE AND FEELING PLEASURE ENJOYING GREAT THINGS !!!!!!! =D

Sunday, January 3, 2016


I love you is all she heard and just like that she was out the front-door on a carefree spree through the world and its travels, this girl who I loved, back in the college-daze before I got married to my wonderful Krystle, a beautiful girl I met through a friend, formerly of the last name Witherall .

TODAY IS A GREAT DAY, KRYSTLE, FOR YOU WILL BECOME A "MARQUIS" !!!!!!! =D

We're getting married soon .

We are happy together eating the finest foods at all of Worcester's greatest restaurants—like the Sole Proprietor—we go to 3-4 times a week...

Eating at a very-very-fine seafood restaurant with all expensive dishes—I can afford—and knowing the whole staff—I sure do love The Sole Proprietor .

I used to go to UNO's with Justine A.—my ex-girlfriend of almost three years—until she cheated on me... 

They had delicious "Steak on a Stick" and Caesar salads with no bread or croutons, so I "took off" 25-30 lbs.


SHE CHEATED ON ME !!!!!!!

WHAT AN IDIOT, SHE LOST THE MAN WHO DROVE HER ALL AROUND ~ phoo, her not being able to reliably navigate a vehicle .

So that's that -


Friday, January 1, 2016

Four Sentences .


The road twisted 'n' turned on Henshaw Street with soaking wet leaves littered all over the asphalt and I was going to crash my WRX, on November 2nd, 2004, which was a big "ordeal"...

With leafs stemming out of branches at the ends of them, the tippity tips, their color was "red" which meant that their wavelength was 620-730 nm, their frequency was 400-484 THz, and their photon energy was 1.65-2.00 eV—of course being the "color" red—as governed by these specific scientific measurements of color~wavelengths~...

The twister threatened our home and the safety of my family, so we retreated to the basement where we huddled together and prayed to God with the lights flickering...

Martha was a "10" like that movie with Bo Derek, which John saw in the theater, and he loved her just like he loves going to the beach and swimming in the salt-water...

"The Toe Dilemma"

My new-wife is very strange...

You see, she's a hippie totally into The Grateful Dead and psychedelic artwork so when I asked her for her hand in marriage I proposed with a toe-ring... A TOE RING, one for her, one for me, and sure enough after YEARS of being married and enjoying designer-cuisine, at Worcester's finest restaurants, her toe-ring, our marriage-ring, got stuck on her middle-toe—after eating all of the best food at a great seafood restaurant near us in Worcester—The Sole Proprietor (www.thesole.com)

So I took her to a foot doctor to have the doctor remove it with all of his fine, "technical" foot-tools and lubricants and stuff... So my wife and I are at this Podiatrist's office and he's really prying and pulling and stretching out my wife's toe, and it was thundering and raining out—PRETTY HARD—there was a violent storm going on outside !!!!!!!

We were in the office and my wife was squeamish with the pain of the ring being pulled off, and I'm like "Hold on hunny just a little longer, bite your lip or something, you know, grit your teeth and let the man "man-handle" you... And when the rain was at its strongest, beating down on the roof, and my wife was at her limit—when A HUGE STRIKE OF LIGHTNING HIT THE BUILDING—the podiatrist put some oomph into his equation of pulling and prying and HE GOT IT OFF !!!!!!!

Her toe ring needed to be re-sized...

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Candle Assignment


Flicker Flicker Flame – don't fail me now you keep jumping and jumping but while remaining absolutely resolute steadfast in your intentions, staying in the same place planted in the Earthly soil - with maybe twigs or leaves or wax fueling your yeah yeah yeah - dancing-prancing up 'n' down rhythmatically one second to the next brightening up the now-dim room with the amber hues of your FIRE !!!

ON FIRE, YES ON FIRE !!!!!!! Building up your confidence and fiddling like a fiddle, fearing your worst enemy – a puddle of extinguishing H2O that fills the ocean, never retreating and waiting to swallow you whole – mmm hmm water makes you its BITCH, yes, flame you are going down once the common aqueous solution is introduced to your flaming flamboyant equation !!!

Smell the smoke ??????? Your presence is detected by all, no matter how small, your entirety breathes in, and out going upwards the opposite of gravity, moving left and right you little flame, so hot, always strictly the same, way – like no way you'd touch the tippity-tippity-fop of that flame where IT BURNS at the hottest – NO WAY YOU'D DO THAT !!!

So what do you do ???????
You just blow it out .