"You've got your feet on the ground, Jeffrey, but your
head is in the clouds," my Therapist said, to me, gently...
I'm talkin' about the atmospheric peaks of supremely, or,
or, extremely, yeah, high heights with my head in the Heavens...
"You've got your feet on the ground, Jeffrey, but your
head is in the clouds," he stated...
And with my feet SOLIDLY-PLANTED on Earth's surface spanning
the entire Earth, around us, with people living happily in their nice houses
with new vehicles parked in the driveway, they are happy... There's a big American SUV for Daddy; a safe
Subaru Outback for Mommy; a WRX STi for the handsome son; a pink Camry for the
teeny-bopper daughter... and—don't forget—most importantly—a bright red Mazda
Miata roadster parked in the cul-de-sac for the gray-haired father to drive on
the weekends... with a polypropylene cover, made by WeatherTech, over it covering
it to "protect" it from the pollen and acid-rain... because
"protection" is VITAL – so use your rubbers, boys—especially virgins—yeah
you don't want to blow your load INSIDE a girl... like I did the first time I
had sex...
Sorry Jackie LaQuerre I didn't know any better, no, I hever
heard about cumming on a girl's back or belly or feet or anything like that
!!!!!!!
You should try to appeal to the mainstream, my Therapist
says, and don't sound too "outlandish"... (when I designed my OKCupid™
account profile with my therapist, Dr. Kent, which came out great) And don't brag, my own mother often says,
too... TONE IT DOWN, TONE IT DOWN, TONE IT DOWN... my conscience pleads with me
while I'm flexing a huge bicep and LITERALLY SHOUTING and motioning to God,
Himself, "FUCK THE WORLD" !!!!!!!
I only require something else...
Something new, something with Pizazz and Sparkle .
CK – like Calvin Klein – the underwear I where? most days...
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!!!!! no more "discovering
innovative variables to introduce to the public" (on my website) or adding
more Products to my Products-Collection® no, no, no, I'm dying to introduce my own personal
belongings to passersby who shall gaze in awe as their jaws drop to the
floor, and I have to scrape them up off of the asphalt with a silver spatula !!!!!!!
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND !!!!!!! –No more pointing to my crotch—making
men jealous—with Loveable Laurie and Heavenly Hayleigh shrugging off my
attempts at swooning these beautiful young women into smooches, with Yours
Truly, possibly making other esteemed customers—there are so many at The Sole Proprietor
where I eat every day (www.thesole.com)—NERVOUS—now where were we ??????? Oh yeah, The Sole, The Sole my favorite
restaurant that I will always be free to eat at with my pockets full of
"Cish-Cash" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4UCFiXuGlo
- Do you want more ??????? Leaving big Tips – do you want more, or is $7.00 on
a $19.99 bill enough ???????
As my own mother interjects, "Sometimes you've got your
head up your ass, Jeffrey..." And I fight the temptation to smack the shit
out of her—Just Kidding, Just Joking, I'm not serious, or am I ??????? But I
would never hit a woman... EVER !!!!!!! =D
Let it come to me, Let it come to me, Let it Come to me...
LET IT CUM !!!!!!! =D
To Me .
But speaking of that take it easy fellas with the smut, you guys,
or you will GO BLIND !!!!!!!
There was a study years ago where 39 adolescent boys were
given pornography with the females in it being improperly penetrated in their
"third orifice" and it resulted with 2/3rds of the boys
showing damage to their ocular abilities, like double double vision. vision. and
ebbed perception of clearly-visible objects,
plain as day circles and squares and shit, they couldn't fucking see them... The group who received "the
placebo," or, "lesbian-films" had PERFECTED vision that improved
by leaps and bounds with telescopes and binoculars and reading-glasses rendered
vintage, like things of the past, of yesterday, that none of the boys needed
when all was finished !!!!!!!
And you'll be finished like you "shot your load,"
prematurely...
So the facts are the facts, and "lesbian licking"
is without a doubt, "Finger-Lickin'-Good," just ask God the Man
upstairs, just ask him how he perfected The Female Form with breasts, with
pointy nipples I just want to chomp on with the girl emitting a joyous scream
like S&M shit, and those same hunnies with big butts galore – yes,
apparently He wants us to gaze at wet pussies bathed in smegma, dripping
drip-drops like the "Queen-Alien" in the movie Aliens drooling over
Sigourney Weaver, with her all squeamish and not-screaming bcoz she was so
tough and she's hard-as-nails this Sigourney Weaver !!!!!!!
The Horror, the Horror !!!!!!! I adore Ladies' Asses LIKE
ASSSETS to them each and every one of them, it's true, I do, love that teasing
like COME HITHER and get higher and higher and higher smoking that dope to make
you dizzy, like take another hit, and "COUGH YOU'LL GET STONED-ER" or
more-stoned if you feel my
jib, without sounding like a pervert, I said "jib" not
"jiblets" and let's be frank, if you know anyone named Frank, or, or,
"Franklin" maybe as someone's last-name, you might know, if you do
!!!!!!! Like B. or Bobby or Benny, the infamous Ben-Franklin on the $100-bill
bcoz it's all about the Benjamins, according to Puff Daddy, or P. Diddy, and he
does a little ditty for the audacious audience who are all mature...
Just Offer Me Something .
Give me what you want, just give it to me and I SHALL SET IT
FREE, oh don't you know...
Do you know how hard my dick is? – it's not easy – when I
take Yohimbine and Tribulus Terrestris to give me "harder" Orgasms,
oh the great long-lasting organism that creepy-crawls its way into your senses,
like a spyder, and maybe even grants you an additional one if you keep on
thrusting with 4n4l s3x !!!!!!! =D
"That's the way you wanna do it"... if your
hunny-bun lets you, like the loving sweetheart that she should be, but if not
then don't get angry, no, instead you must buy her flowers and Swiss Navy lube
that I use every night, just playing with myself, yanking my crank, getting my
jollies off, etc. etc.
Hi Everyone Watching !!!!!!! and I know I have
many-much-more people watching me at what I post on my Facebook
"Wall" like "Wait" you all who read and re-read my posts on
websites like a "compulsive addiction" to my sweet-sweet words as if
they're spoken from THE MOUTH, THE LIPS, AND THE SOUL OF GOD HIMSELF !!!!!!!
